Have no money but I have a plan
  Not so funny I gotta scam
  Home cooked meals are not for me
  I gotta eat out tonight, can't you see
  Jack in the Box, Dairy Queen, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Taco Bell, 7-11, Foster Freeze, Baskin Robbins
  I'm on a fast food diet, I need that greasy diet
  On a fast food diet, maybe you should try it
  Mom works late so she won't cook
  She wants me to read the recipe book
  Shine that mom, give me some money
  Betty Crocker's way too funny.