there's one hand clapping and it's in my head
  whack the dalai lama
  he's telling me he'd be better off dead
  whack the dalai lama
  and he's the focus of evil in the world today
  whack the dalai lama
  well i'm the real dalai lama anyway
  whack the dalai lama
    whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
    he's an informant for the fbi
  whack the dalai lama
  stop me and tell the world goodbye
  whack the dalai lama
  and all the rich kids on the mtv
  whack the dalai lama
  are saying buy my records and tibet goes free
  whack the dalai lama
    whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
      the bigger they come the harder they fall
  i'm not a spiritual steven segal
  so line em up against the wall
  i'm not the dalai lama
    when there's no one there
  i'll be dressed as richard gere
  i'll sit down to meditate
  when i draw my gun
  he'll already have begun to re-incarnate
    the bigger they come the harder they fall
  i'm not a spiritual steven segal
  so line em up against the wall
  i'm not the dalai lama
    whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack
  whack the dalai lama
  whack the dalai lama