I've got a Dungeon Master's Guide
  I've got a 12-sided die
  I've got Kitty Pryde
  And Nightcrawler too
  Waiting there for me
  Yes I do, I do
    I've got posters on the wall
  My favorite rock group KISS
  I've got Ace Frehley
  I've got Peter Criss
  Waiting there for me
  Yes I do, I do
    I've got an electric guitar
  I play my stupid songs
  I write these stupid words
  And I love every one
  Waiting there for me
  Yes I do, I do
    In the garage
  I feel safe
  No one cares about my ways
  In the garage
  Where I belong
  No one hears me sing this song
  In the garage
  In the garage
    In the garage
  I feel safe
  No one cares about my ways
  In the garage
  Where I belong
  No one hears me sing this song
  In the garage
  I feel safe
  No one laughs about my ways
  In the garage
  Where I belong
  No one hears me
  No one hears me
  No one hears me
  No one hears me
  No one hears me sing this song