There was a boy
  Who liked to wiggle his tooth loose so he could show it
  And then we'd watch
  While he would tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it
    And that was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
  He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out
    But he grew tired
  Of using doorknobs and so he thought up a brand-new trick
  He said he'd tie
  His tooth to his dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it
    And that was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
  He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out
    He called his dog
  But just as he was set to go, his dad arrived there
  He yelled at him
  Then got some pliers, held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there
    That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
  He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out