I was driving around in old Mexico,
  I got lost and didn't know which way to go,
  I was confused, it was late and I was in a fog,
  I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
  
  I felt that smush and I said, "Oh mama"
  My low rider crushed that little Chihuahua.
  I prayed for forgiveness in a Synagogue,
  I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
  
  If I am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks,
  Unless I can pin it on Jack in the Box.
  I'll be whipped, then beaten and then I'll be flogged,
  I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
  
  His last words were, "Yo quiero el medico",
  I flattened that pup, to Hell I will go.
  I should of skipped driving and gone for a jog,
  I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
  
  I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
  
  I ran over the Taco Bell dog.